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“Bring a picnic, and an obsidian umbrella,” advises one tour guide.
WarFighters on both sides of the war between Chiraq and the Dawn Guard Pact told reporters this week that they were confident of…
WarMilitary analysts still working out what balling involves.
images/op-playtime.jpgimages/op-wheat.jpgimages/op-pinata.jpgimages/op-snitch.jpgSplitting the server in two is a proven, sensible way to let more players in at once. Every civilisation in history has been improved by having two of it.
Position 41. It was 39 an hour ago. I have seen things in this queue. My nation fell while I waited, and I still do not know which one it was.
images/voice-1.jpg“Finally, a way to wait in two queues at once.”
images/voice-2.jpg“I was in the queue so long my nation fell. I would like to know which one it was.”
images/voice-3.jpg“Can they be TNT’d.”
Ending weeks of tension over a farm, the nation of Benelux on Thursday formally entered the war against Chiraq, releasing a declaration that…
Oct 30, 2026images/correspondent.jpgIn what editors are calling “a learning experience,” The Nipplerockian’s war correspondent returned from the front this week after spending an entire…
Oct 30, 2026
In an open letter published this week under the title “Rome fell in a Day, what are you still fighting for?”, Chiraq’s self-styled Oracle invited…
Oct 29, 2026images/civtcg.jpgCollectors across CivMC were left scrambling this week after the entire first print run of the Gantoe card from CivTCG, the server’s long-running…
Oct 28, 2026
Citing a need for “a genuinely fresh start,” the decade-old city-state of Mount Augusta announced Monday that it would move once more, after…
Oct 27, 2026
Planning for the next CivMC Olympic Games stalled again this week, as organisers failed for the third straight meeting to agree on whether pearling…
Oct 26, 2026
Officials from every member state of the Elysian Pact met Sunday for an emergency summit that sources described as “tense but intimate,” given that…
Oct 26, 2026
Reviews are in for Devoted Forever, the new server in the Devoted franchise that launched on 24 October, and critics are united in describing it as…
Oct 25, 2026images/mapart.jpgA Pavian mapart artist said this week that he was “devastated and also confused” after discovering that CivMC’s mapart copy protection, introduced in…
Oct 22, 2026images/doomcity.jpgDelegates to Doom City’s international committee voted unanimously on Wednesday to remain neutral on the question of whether the committee should…
Oct 22, 2026images/arx.jpgTrue to its founding principle that leadership is earned rather than granted, the Technocratic State of Arx on Tuesday promoted citizen GravelGuy_ to…
Oct 21, 2026
Seven months after the Council State of Mercutio ended as an independent nation and became a political region of Icarus, its famous water slide…
Oct 20, 2026
In a period of political change that observers called “extremely quick,” Zirakdum left the Lyrean Commonwealth, became a protectorate of Yoahtl and…
Oct 19, 2026
Seeking to calm fears that the nation might be softening, Nipplerock leader Gantoe on Saturday blew himself up with TNT in a crowded shopping…
Oct 17, 2026
Local newfriend xX_Newfriend_Xx, 14 hours into his first week on the server, admitted Wednesday that he was “not totally sure” which of six alliances…
Oct 14, 2026
Weeks after the Temporal Empire disbanded and a coalition led by the Meridiem Entente disabled its vault, former citizens said they remained…
Oct 13, 2026
Economists sounded the alarm Monday after the Third Republic of Icenia raised its bounty to 94 blocks of diamonds per target, meaning a single pearl…
Oct 12, 2026